Fallon, host of "The Tonight Show" on NBC and former SNL cast member, returned to host on Saturday in the show's first-ever truly live-from-New-York broadcast - viewers from coast to coast in the US and Canada could tune in simultaneously to watch the program as a shared television experience.
Some colleagues, including Mr. Bannon and Reince Priebus, the White House chief of staff, regard Mr. Kushner's breathtaking list of assignments with comic contempt, according to a dozen Trump associates who insisted on anonymity to discuss Mr. Kushner and Ms. Trump. "And I'm so sad my presidency is finally coming to an end".
And the latest Alec Baldwin impression of Trump probably won't help.
"Jared, you're such an inspiration", Baldwin as Trump said.
December 4, 2016: The New York Times reports that Ivanka Trump sat in on a meeting with her father and the prime minister of Japan, as her company negotiated a licensing deal with a firm the Japanese government owned a large stake in.
"It's hard to believe I've been President for nearly 100 days", Baldwin's Trump says from the Oval Office before listing off the numerous things he's done there.
He chose Fallon's Kushner to stay. Only one can be Trump's top adviser. This included the "biggest, fattest bomb you've ever seen" on the Islamic State group. "I only have one photo in my hand". You must immediately leave the Oval Office and join Kellyanne Conway in the basement.
"Take him back to Hell", said Trump, as a larger Grim Reaper entered from stage left and dragged Bannon away.
"Have a seat at your new desk", Trump tells Kushner, motioning to his Oval Office desk. "Just fix everything, OK?"
"Yes, you all got your wish this week, didn't you, huh?"
Melissa McCarthy also returned to reprise her impression of White House press secretary Sean Spicer, skewering his gaffe earlier this week involving Hitler and the Holocaust. He brought up the "Holocaust centers", ridiculing the real Spicer's use of the term.
February 20, 2017: Ivanka Trump Marks LLC wins preliminary approval for a trademark covering branded leather handbags in China, where the company has 52 pending or registered trademarks listed in the government trademark database. From the constant trips to Mar-a-lago to his inability to do anything productive, it was a roast of everything Trump. McCarthy's Spicer sketch also brought in another PR debacle of the past week.
"This is bothering me more and more", she said. "I clearly meant to say concentration - clubs". "But, hey, at least they didn't have to fly United, am I right?" "If you are born rich and marry my daughter, you can do anything you want", Trump says before declaring Kushner "a cute little twink".
"Saturday Night Live" didn't even wait until Weekend Update before bringing up one of Chicago's most talked-about news stories this week. Baldwin's Trump ruminated on his first 100 days in office and his accomplishments.
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